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      This has been a very busy year for me, so I haven’t been able to devote 
      much time to baseball, other than reading my daily e-mail update on how my 
      players are doing.  The real Detroit Tigers are off to the worst 
      start in its 100+ year history, and the Hot Stove League Tigers are in a 
      similar funk, complacently nestled into the penultimate position.  
      What seems weird is that I have this sense that my team isn’t doing that 
      bad. A few of the flyers that I took are doing fine, (Myers, Lohse) and 
      some of the old guys are having decent comeback years (Juan Gonzalez, Javy 
      Lopez).  I can’t even complain that I have been burned too bad by 
      shell game luck.  Are the rest of you guys that good that I can’t 
      even compete anymore? 
 Loved Blongo’s music selection of “Feeling Blue” for 
      his guest column.  In a similar vein, since I only have about an hour 
      to write this, I thought that “Sixty Minute Man” by Billy Ward and the 
      Dominoes was appropriate. Yes, you’ve heard it before in the movie “Bull 
      Durham,” a personal favorite.
 THE NEW BILL JAMES
 
      HISTORICAL BASEBALL ABSTRACT        
      I got the New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract for my birthday, 
      and, as I have mentioned to a few of you, this is absolutely a must-have 
      book for baseball fans.  It’s about a thousand pages of great 
      statistical analysis, player rankings, commentary, and great inside 
      stories that you’ll never get tired of reading.  You can pick it up 
      for five minutes or an hour, and there is always something great to read, 
      including a reprint of the wonderful description of Lonnie Smith’s ability 
      to recover from defensive misplays. 
 
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      excerpts:
 w  “Lonnie can 
      calculate with the instinctive astrophysics of a tennis player where a 
      ball will land when it skips off the heel of his glove, what the angle of 
      glide will be when he tips it off the webbing, what the spin will be when 
      the ball skids off the thumb of the mitt.  Many players can kick a 
      ball behind them without ever knowing it; Lonnie can judge by the pitch of 
      the thud and the subtle pressure on his shoe in which direction and how 
      far he has projected the sphere.  He knows exactly what to do when a 
      ball spins out of his hand and flies crazily into a void on the field, 
      when it is appropriate for him to scramble after the ball and when he 
      needs to back up the man who will have to recover it.  He has 
      experience it these matters; when he retires he will be hired to come to 
      spring training and coach defensive recovery and cost containment.  
      This is his specialty, and he is good at it.”
 
 w  “Hughie Jennings 
      got a letter from a small town in Michigan, a letter from a pitcher who 
      claimed he could strike out Ty Cobb anytime on three pitches.  The 
      guy said it would only cost $1.80 – his train fare to Detroit – for 
      Jennings to find out.  Hughie figured, well, you never know, and sent 
      the dollar-eighty.  The pitcher showed up – great, big, gangly kid, 
      6-foot-4 and all joints.  They let him warm up and called out Cobb.
 Cobb hit his first pitch against the right field wall.  His second 
      pitch went over the right field wall.  The third pitch went over the 
      center field wall.  Cobb was thinking they ought to keep this guy 
      around to help him get in a groove.
 
      
      “Well,” said Jennings. “What have you got to say?”The pitcher stared hard at the batter in the batter’s box. “You know,” he 
      said, “I don’t believe that’s Ty Cobb in there.”
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      |     King Kelly 
      was the first matinee idol of the National League.  A handsome man 
      with red hair and a long mustache, Kelly was regarded as a great defensive 
      outfielder, and as the greatest baserunner of his time.  He was the 
      first baseball player followed on the streets.   The fans loved 
      him so much they presented him with a glistening white horse and a 
      beautiful carriage so he could ride to the park in style.  Kelly was 
      the highest-paid star in baseball for much of his career, but spent every 
      dime on wine, women, song and fancy clothes.   When he died of 
      pneumonia in 1894, aged 36, he was reportedly destitute. . . . To tell the 
      true story of Mike Kelly is impossible, and even to summarize all of the 
      legends would require at least three books. 
      It is almost impossible to explain just how weird are 
      Kelly’s defensive statistics.   Among all major league 
      outfielders playing 1000 games at the position, the highest rate of 
      baserunner kills (assists) per game is by Hall of Fame outfielder Tommy 
      McCarthy, who had 268 kills in 1,189 games, which is 36.5 kills per 162 
      games; all of the highest rates are by 19th century players.  The 
      highest rate by a 20th-century player is 26.9, by Tris Speaker.  Paul 
      Radford, who didn’t quite play 1,000 games, has a ratio a little higher 
      than McCarthy, 39.0 kills per 162 games.
 
      And then there is King Kelly, whose kill rate is: 61.6.  
      He must be . . . I don’t know, ten standard deviations above the norm or 
      something.  OK, I checked . . . taking all outfielders in history 
      playing 500 or more games, he is 7.5 standard deviations above the norm.   
      He has more than 50% more baserunner kills than the second-best guy.  
      It’s unbelievable.  How can you do that?
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      wait a minute; I didn’t say he was a great outfielder; I said he was a 
      weird outfielder.  All of his numbers are that odd.  His error 
      rate is every bit as bad as his baserunner kill rate is good.  His 
      career fielding percentage, in the outfield, was .820 – one error every 
      5.5 chances.  Every other outfielder in history, playing 500 or more 
      games, had a career fielding percentage of at least .844.  Kelly’s 
      error rate (.180) is 24 points higher than any other outfielder’s.
      How is 
      this possible?  He was playing the position differently than anyone 
      else, I think.  Kelly, at times when he was listed as an outfielder, 
      may actually have abandoned the outfield to play as a fifth infielder.  
      It is documented that at times, when he was expecting a bunt, he would 
      come in and play within a few feet of the batter.  He may have done 
      this even when he was listed as an outfielder; I don’t know. 
      Kelly’s numbers as an outfielder are not a lot stranger 
      than his numbers as a catcher.  As a catcher, he was charged with 368 
      errors and 417 passed balls, in 583 games.  His rate of passed balls 
      is astronomical, his error rate easily the worst of all time, for a 
      catcher appearing in 500 or more games.  Kelly fielded .892 as a 
      catcher; everybody else, even his contemporaries, is over .900.  If 
      statistics can be larger than life, King Kelly’s numbers are larger than 
      life.”
 
 There are many, many more anecdotes that are simply 
      great, and I particularly like the ones about the early days of baseball.
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      5 YEAR LEADERS 
      Going into the 2003 season, the following players were 
      the leaders for the last five years at these statistics:
 
 
 
        
          | Hits: | Jeter 1005, V. Guerrero 
          984, Helton 947 |  
          | HR: | Sosa 292, Bonds 239, A Rod 
          234 |  
          | RBI: | Sosa 705, M. Ramirez 674, A 
          Rod 644 |  
          | Runs: | Bagwell 639, A Rod 635, 
          Sosa 622 |  
          | Avg.: | L.Walker .350, Garciaparra 
          .337, Helton .335 |  
        
          | Wins: | R. Johnson 100, Glavine 89, 
          Maddux 89 |  
          |  Ks: | R. Johnson 1,746, P. 
          Martinez 1,250, Schilling 1,229 |  
          |  Saves: | Hoffman 217, Nen 206, M. 
          Rivera 195, Percival 184 |  There are a bunch of these guys that are on the DL already this season.  
      Most notably, all four of the leaders for saves for the last 5 years are 
      on the shelf, including my first closer, Percival.  The leading 
      closers are the same as last year, with Smoltz and Gagne off to scorching 
      starts, but both of these guys were starters until only a few years ago.  
      By the way, I am getting my kiester kicked in the closer department.
 
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      TERRORISM ALERT RAISED TO ORANGE        
      The Detroit Tigers have raised the warning level for suicide bombings to 
      orange after Bernie Williams and Troy Percival decided to douse themselves 
      in kerosene and apply blow-torches to the Tigers’ point totals last week.  
      Not content with just going on the DL, these terrorists contributed –7.5 
      points and –15.0 points for the week before going on their paid vacations. 
       THIS DAY IN HISTORY
 
      I had my radio tuned to a “classic rock” station the 
      other day, when I heard one of those “This day in history” segments about 
      Peter Cetera of the rock group, Chicago.  He is that weenie blonde 
      lead singer with the high voice.  It seems that Cetera was at a Cubs 
      game in 1971, when three rednecks beat him up in the stands because they 
      didn’t like his long hair.  Cetera got four teeth knocked out and was 
      in surgery for five hours.  I like the group Chicago as much as the 
      next guy, and I don’t know why, but I kind of like that story.  Now 
      if we could get those three guys to sit next to Jim Carey or Tom Hanks at 
      a Cubs game . . .
 
 Many thanks to Linda for her yeoman work in preparing 
      From the Bullpen.  If there are weekly statistics and player rankings 
      in this edition, they didn’t come from me.  FYI, there are no Tigers 
      in the top 15 hitters or pitchers.  Nice.
        
      Have a great week.                                           
      Big Guy |