Brethren:
As advertised, this week’s issue of From the Bullpen brings you a
smorgasbord if not cornucopia of facts, figures, lies, damn lies,
statistics, and keen observations from this cub reporter. I’ve got so
much information for you this week, I hardly know where to begin. We’ll
start with a listing of the team pitching and hitting totals across the
league from the 2005 season, and after that, we’ll follow my meandering
mental processes.
TEAM HITTING TOTALS
FOR 2005
|
|
|
Overall
Finish |
1. |
Cubs* |
5765 |
11 |
2. |
Irates |
5758 |
9 |
3. |
Tigers |
5700 |
7 |
4. |
Wahoos |
5666 |
8 |
5. |
Redbirds |
5654 |
2 |
6. |
Skipjacks |
5599 |
1 |
7. |
Chiefs |
5587 |
4 |
8. |
Senators |
5496 |
3 |
9. |
Blues |
5474 |
12 |
10. |
Reds |
5434 |
6 |
11. |
Bombers |
5261 |
5 |
12. |
Tribe |
5964 |
10 |
The team with
the top batting average for the season was the Chiefs, who clocked
in at .286. The Wahoos brought up the rear in this department
with a collective batting average of .270. The Irates scored the
most team runs with 6557, while the Tribe had the fewest with
5920. The Skipjacks hit the most long balls on the season with
279, while the Tribe managed 90 fewer, or 189, on the year. The
Cubs* led the circuit in RBIs with 985, while the punchless
Senators had the fewest RBIs with only 802. The Redbirds were
the swiftest team on the base paths with 191 steals, while the slow-footed
Reds had the fewest steals with 69. The Cubs* had the most
free passes with 740, while the circumspectless Senators had only
551 bases on balls on the season.
The Chiefs, Cubs*, Redbirds, Skipjacks and
Tigers had the highest points-per-game average among hitters at 3.4
PPG. The Senators, Tribe, Bombers and Blues
had the lowest PPG average with 3.2. The Wahoos, Irates and
Reds fell in the middle with 3.3 PPG.
TEAM PITCHING TOTALS
FOR 2005
|
|
|
Overall
Finish |
1. |
Skipjacks |
3934 |
1 |
2. |
Senators |
3709 |
3 |
3. |
Bombers |
3671 |
5 |
4. |
Tribe |
3605 |
10 |
5. |
Redbirds |
3603 |
2 |
6. |
Reds |
3458 |
6 |
7. |
Chiefs |
3368 |
5 |
8. |
Wahoos |
3202 |
8 |
9. |
Tigers |
3169 |
7 |
10. |
Blues |
2892 |
12 |
11. |
Irates |
2866 |
9 |
12. |
Cubs* |
2697 |
11 |
The Senators staff had the most pitching wins with 105, while the
Cubs* hurlers had the fewest with 77. The Tribe throwers
had the most losses with 96, while the Cubs* had the fewest losses
with 70. The Bombers had the highest winning percentage at .566,
while the Irates had the worst winning percentage of .488. The
Skipjacks staff had the best ERA of 3.51, while the Irates had
the worst with 4.35. The Bombers relievers had the most saves with
95, while the Tigers closers had the fewest saves with 46. The
Senators middle relievers had the most holds with 59, while the
Tribe middlemen had the fewest with 6.
The Tribe led the circuit in innings pitched with 1753, while the
Cubs* staff had the fewest innings with 1210-1/3. The Tribe
staff also gave up the most hits with 1784, while the Cubs* hurlers
gave up the fewest with 1199. The Irates staff gave up the most
walks with 515, while the Blues staff gave up the fewest free
passes with 410. The Tribe tossers had the most strikeouts with
1347, while the Cubs* hurlers again trailed the field with 826.
In terms of points per game averages among pitching staffs, the
Skipjacks hurlers blew away the rest of the pack at 9.1 PPG. At the
other end of the spectrum, the Cubs* pitchers averaged only 7.1
PPG, far and away the lowest among the twelve teams.
SKIPPER’S KEEN OBSERVATIONS
** |
The top two
pitching staffs in the league, the Skipjacks and the Senators,
finished 1st and 3rd, respectively, overall. |
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** |
Among the top
five pitching teams, four of them finished in the top 5 overall, while
among the top six pitching staffs, only the Tribe finished in the
lower division, at 10th. |
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** |
The three worst
pitching staffs, the Blues, Irates and Cubs*,
finished 12th, 9th and 11th overall, respectively, although not
respectably. |
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|
** |
The top four
hitting teams, the Cubs*, Irates, Tigers and
Wahoos, finished 11th, 9th, 7th and 8th overall, respectively. |
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** |
The top four
overall finishers, the Skipjacks, Redbirds, Senators
and Chiefs, had only the 6th-, 5th-, 8th- and 7th-best
hitting teams, respectively. |
CONCLUSION: It takes great pitching, not great hitting, to win this
league. Over the course of a 162-game season, the difference between the
best hitting team (3.4 PPG) and the worst hitting team (3.2 PPG) is a far
cry from the difference between the best pitching team (9.1 PPG) and the
worst pitching team (7.1 PPG). You can win with mediocre hitting, but you
can’t win without superior pitching. End of story, amen.
HALF ‘N’ HALF
Let’s look at how the teams did during the first half of the season, and
then during the final 13 weeks:
FIRST HALF
1. |
Redbirds |
4738.0 |
2. |
Skipjacks |
4711.5 |
3. |
Bombers |
4458.0 |
4. |
Chiefs |
4407.0 |
5. |
Senators |
4401.5 |
6. |
Reds |
4392.5 |
7. |
Irates |
4385.0 |
8. |
Wahoos |
4348.0 |
9. |
Blues |
4331.0 |
10. |
Tigers |
4233.5 |
11. |
Cubs* |
4220.5 |
12. |
Tribe |
4016.5 |
SECOND HALF
1. |
Skipjacks |
4821.5 |
2. |
Senators |
4802.5 |
3. |
Tigers |
4635.0 |
4. |
Tribe |
4520.5 |
5. |
Chiefs |
4547.0 |
6. |
Wahoos |
4520.0 |
7. |
Redbirds |
4518.0 |
8. |
Reds |
4499.5 |
9. |
Bombers |
4473.5 |
10. |
Cubs* |
4241.5 |
11. |
Irates |
4239.0 |
12. |
Blues |
4034.5 |
LESSON: It’s great to get out of the gate fast, but better yet to finish
strong. Just ask the Quintessential Closer, Brother Itchie, or our
perennial HSL Bridesmaid, Tirebiter.
INDIVIDUAL LEADERS
Let’s take a look now at the top fifty hitters and top fifty pitchers for
2005, including their PPG averages, the spot where each was drafted, and
their original drafting team:
TOP 50 HITTERS
|
Hitters |
Pts. |
PPG |
Round
Taken |
Team |
1. |
A. Rod |
785 |
4.8 |
1 (5) |
SK |
2. |
D. Lee |
761 |
4.8 |
9 |
BL |
3. |
D. Ortiz |
748 |
4.7 |
1 (12) |
TR |
4. |
A. Pujols |
738 |
4.6 |
1 (1) |
SE |
5. |
M. Teixeira |
722 |
4.5 |
3 |
SK |
6. |
M. Ramirez |
708 |
4.7 |
1 (8) |
BB |
7. |
M. Young |
698 |
4.4 |
2 |
IR |
8. |
J. Bay |
680 |
4.2 |
11 |
WA |
9. |
M. Cabrera |
669 |
4.2 |
3 |
TI |
10. |
A. Jones |
651 |
4.1 |
5 |
SK |
11. |
D. Jeter |
649 |
4.1 |
3 |
CU |
12. |
M. Tejada |
639 |
3.9 |
1 (6) |
RE |
13. |
A. Soriano |
635 |
4.1 |
4 |
TI |
14. |
B. Roberts |
627 |
4.4 |
11 |
IR |
15. |
C. Utley |
622 |
4.2 |
12 |
TR |
16. |
G. Sheffield |
621 |
4.0 |
2 |
BB |
17. |
B. Abreu |
619 |
3.8 |
2 |
RB |
18. |
J. Kent |
616 |
4.1 |
8 |
CU |
19. |
V. Guerrero |
610 |
4.3 |
1 (2) |
RB |
20. |
H. Matsui |
610 |
3.8 |
3 |
RE |
21. |
T. Hafner |
590 |
4.0 |
4 |
WA |
22. |
V. Martinez |
591 |
4.3 |
4 |
CU |
23. |
A. Dunn |
595 |
3.7 |
1 (9) |
IR |
24. |
R. Furcal |
588 |
3.8 |
6 |
CH |
25. |
R. Sexson |
585 |
3.7 |
3 |
IR |
26. |
J. Rollins |
582 |
3.7 |
6 |
BB |
27. |
P. Konerko |
578 |
3.7 |
6 |
RE |
28. |
P. Burrell |
575 |
3.7 |
11 |
SK |
29. |
M. Ensberg |
573 |
3.8 |
21 |
CH |
30. |
M. Giles |
571 |
3.8 |
6 |
WA |
31. |
D. Wright |
571 |
3.6 |
10 |
RB |
32. |
C. Delgado |
571 |
4.0 |
2 |
CU |
33. |
B. Giles |
568 |
3.6 |
7 |
IR |
34. |
G. Sizemore |
564 |
3.6 |
FA(10) |
CH |
35. |
T. Helton |
563 |
3.9 |
1 |
CH |
36. |
Lopez |
563 |
3.8 |
FA(6) |
RB |
37. |
C. Floyd |
557 |
3.7 |
19 |
CH |
38. |
C. Crawford |
557 |
3.6 |
8 |
RB |
39. |
I. Suzuki |
565 |
3.5 |
1 |
BL |
40. |
D. Eckstein |
546 |
3.5 |
22 |
CH |
41. |
J. Penalta |
544 |
3.9 |
22 |
IR |
42. |
C. Lee |
541 |
3.3 |
5 |
BB |
43. |
J. Damon |
536 |
3.6 |
9 |
RB |
44. |
Junior |
534 |
4.2 |
12 |
TI |
45. |
Reyes |
530 |
3.2 |
14 |
SE |
46. |
G. Jenkins |
527 |
3.6 |
12 |
CH |
47. |
S. Figgins |
525 |
3.3 |
11 |
BB |
48. |
R. Winn |
525 |
3.3 |
13 |
SE |
49. |
C. Biggio |
518 |
3.3 |
16 |
BL |
50. |
F. Chavez |
516 |
3.2 |
4 |
TR |
TOP 50 PITCHERS
|
Pitcher |
Pts. |
PPG |
Round
Taken |
Team |
1. |
Carpenter |
633 |
19.2 |
5 |
RB |
2. |
Santana |
608 |
18.4 |
1 (3) |
TI |
3. |
Pettitte |
585 |
17.7 |
13 |
SK |
4. |
Clemens |
579 |
18.1 |
4 |
BB |
5. |
Willis |
579 |
17.0 |
17 |
CU |
6. |
Rivera (cl) |
575 |
8.1 |
3 |
BB |
7. |
Pedro |
560 |
18.3 |
2 |
CH |
8. |
Wagner |
542 |
7.2 |
7 |
RB |
9. |
Oswalt |
542 |
15.5 |
2 |
SE |
10. |
Nathan (cl) |
540 |
7.8 |
5 |
IR |
11. |
C. Cordero (cl) |
535 |
7.2 |
15 |
RB |
12. |
Turnbow (cl) |
517 |
7.5 |
FA(5) |
BB |
13. |
Peavy |
512 |
17.1 |
4 |
SK |
14. |
Lidge (cl) |
512 |
7.3 |
3 |
SE |
15. |
Smoltz |
509 |
15.4 |
3 |
TR |
16. |
Zambrano |
505 |
15.3 |
3 |
RB |
17. |
Colon |
503 |
15.2 |
10 |
BL |
18. |
R. Johnson |
493 |
14.5 |
1 (4) |
WA |
19. |
FRod |
487 |
7.4 |
3 |
BL |
20. |
Buehrle |
482 |
14.6 |
9 |
BB |
21. |
T. Jones (cl) |
479 |
7.0 |
FA(9) |
SK |
22. |
Ryan (cl) |
458 |
6.6 |
13 |
RE |
23. |
Shields (MR) |
458 |
5.9 |
17 |
SE |
24. |
Wickman (cl) |
451 |
7.0 |
27 |
TR |
25. |
Baez (cl) |
449 |
6.7 |
21 |
RE |
26. |
Garland |
446 |
13.9 |
FA(3) |
SK |
27. |
Dempster (cl) |
445 |
7.1 |
24 |
BB |
28. |
Myers |
444 |
13.1 |
FA(1) |
IR |
29. |
Lackey |
439 |
13.3 |
FA(6) |
TR |
30. |
Isringhausen (cl) |
435 |
6.9 |
8 |
RE |
31. |
Webb |
431 |
13.1 |
18 |
RE |
32. |
Fuentes (cl) |
431 |
5.5 |
FA(9) |
IR |
33. |
Farnsworth (MR) |
428 |
5.9 |
FA(10) |
CU |
34. |
F. Cordero (cl) |
428 |
6.2 |
9 |
CH |
35. |
Hoffman (cl) |
428 |
7.1 |
8 |
SK |
36. |
Timlin (MR) |
426 |
5.3 |
FA(6) |
CH |
37. |
Patterson |
426 |
13.7 |
FA(2) |
SK |
38. |
C. Lee |
425 |
13.3 |
16 |
SE |
39. |
Street (cl) |
422 |
6.3 |
28 |
BL |
40. |
Contreras |
420 |
13.1 |
FA(10) |
SK |
41. |
Zito |
420 |
12.0 |
4 |
SE |
42. |
Beckett |
417 |
14.4 |
7 |
TI |
43. |
Garcia |
417 |
12.6 |
10 |
IR |
44. |
Haren |
415 |
12.2 |
21 |
BL |
45. |
Davis |
406 |
11.6 |
16 |
TI |
46. |
Weaver |
403 |
11.8 |
17 |
TI |
47. |
Loaiza |
401 |
11.8 |
FA(5) |
TI |
48. |
Lieber |
400 |
11.4 |
14 |
BB |
49. |
Linebrink |
400 |
5.5 |
20 |
BL |
50. |
AJ Burnett |
398 |
12.4 |
8 |
WA |
SKIPPER’S AWARDS
Best Late
Pick-Pitching: |
Andy Pettitte,
Skipjacks, 13th round, ended up with 585 points, 3rd highest
pitcher. |
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Close Second: |
Dontrelle Willis
in the 17th round by Shamu*, who finished with 579 points, tied for 4th
overall among all pitchers. |
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Worst Early
Pick-Pitching: |
Jason Schmidt,
taken by Shamu* as the 11th pick of the 1st round, who finished with 297
points, 68th among starters and 112th among all pitchers. |
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Best Late
Pick-Hitting: |
Derrek Lee,
drafted by the Blues in the 9th round, finished with 761 points,
2nd among all hitters. |
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Close Second: |
Jason Bay, taken
by Possum in the 11th round, finished with 680 points, good for 8th
overall. |
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Worst Early
Pick-Hitting: |
Carlos Beltran,
taken by Big Guy as the third pick of the 2nd round, finished with 433
points (2.9 PPG), to finish as the 8th best center fielder, the 86th best
hitter overall. |
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Best Free
Agent Pickup-Pitching: |
Derrick Turnbow,
who lasted until the fifth week of the Free Agent Draft, was shrewdly
snapped up by Mouse and finished with 517 points, 4th among closers and
12th among all pitchers. Salty. |
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|
Best Free
Agent Pickup-Hitting: |
Grady Sizemore,
drafted by the Chiefs in the 10th week of the Free Agent Draft,
finished with a total of 564 points, 2nd among all center fielders, with a
nifty clip of 3.6 PPG. |
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Worst Player
Drafted: |
Gavin Floyd,
picked up by the savvy U-Bob in the 28th and last round of the Draft,
finished the season at -13, officially the worst player taken in the
Draft. |
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Close Second: |
Juan Gonzalez,
who is now hopefully long gone, was drafted by the Irates in
the 20th round with the hope for a big comeback, finished the season with
one at-bat and negative 1 point for the year. Great work ethic. |
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Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Award: |
Remember
Possum’s 25 minutes of angst-filled indecision during the 3rd round of the
Draft, as he tried to pick between Jim Thome and Mark Teixeira? Well, he
couldn’t have blown himself up any worse if he was an Iraqi insurgent. By
taking Thome and allowing Itchie to pick up Mark Teixeira as the very next
pick, Possum got the benefit of Thome’s injury-plagued year and sad total
of 142 points, while Teixeira chalked up 722 points for the Skipjacks
and carried them on his back to the title. Thanks a lot, Possum! |
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Gilligan Bad
Cast-Away Award: |
This award goes
to the team manager who drafted a good player, but cut him loose before
going on to a good year on someone else’s roster. Not that we are an
imperious or impatient managerial lot as a whole, but there are plenty of
viable contenders for this award, as follows: |
Player |
Drafting
(and
Releasing)
Team |
Points |
FAD
Beneficiary |
Noah Lowry |
Skipjacks |
357 |
Skipper |
Chris Capuano |
Skipjacks |
383 |
Magpie |
Jason Lane |
Irates |
419 |
Skipper |
Jose Contreras |
Skipjacks |
420 |
Possum |
Kevin Mench |
Senators |
439 |
Possum |
Jason Giambi |
Skipjacks |
490 |
Possum |
Jorge Cantu |
Chiefs |
505 |
Big Guy |
Jhonny Peralta |
Irates |
544 |
Possum |
And
the winner is: Morgan Ensberg, who was originally drafted by the
Chiefs in Round 21, immediately banished from the team, and then
snapped up by Magpie in the Free Agent Draft and finished with an
impressive total of 573 points, 3.8 PPG, second behind ARod among all
third basemen, and 29th among al hitters. Screech had better hope that
B.T. doesn’t read this issue of From the Bullpen (the odds are
pretty good), or he may be looking for a new squad during the
off-season.
Vulture Award: |
This one's easy. As shown above, Possum lurked outside the back alley and
picked up four players who were dropped by other managers and went on to
have fine seasons, Jhonny Peralta, Jason Giambi, Kevin Mench and Jose
Contreras. |
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Can't Lose In Spite of Myself Award |
You may also note that our 2005 champion, Itchie, was the moron who
drafted but then cut loose Jose Contreras, Jason Giambi, Chris Capuano and
Noah Lowry. In spite of his hairpin trigger finger resulting in these
very poor management moves, the guy walks away with the title again. Some
guys have all the luck. |
DISTRIBUTION
Because the time constraints of managing my team are now over and I have
plenty of free time on my hands, I decided to plot the top 25 hitters and
top 25 pitchers on our original Draft roster to see where the high
point-getters came from. Some interesting, although perhaps predictable,
results. Among the 25 hitters who scored the most points this season, 19
were drafted in the first five rounds of the Draft. Three players,
Furcal, Lee and Kent, were drafted during Rounds 6 through 10. The
remaining three hitters among the top 25 scorers, Jason Bay, Brian Roberts
and Chase Utley, were all drafted in either Round 11 or Round 12. In
summary, we were collectively smart enough and prepared enough to draft
the top 25 hitters during the first 12 rounds. In addition, the 26th,
27th and 28th ranked hitters, Rollins, Konerko and Burrell, were all
drafted by Round 11. We have to get down to the 29th ranked player,
Morgan Ensberg, who as aforementioned was drafted in the 21st round by the
Chiefs, to find a hitter who was not drafted in the first 12
rounds. We have to go all the way down to the 34th ranked hitter, Grady
Sizemore, to find a hitter who was not drafted at all in the initial Draft
but picked up in the Free Agent Draft. Pretty good work.
But the story on pitching is far different. Among the 25 highest scoring
pitchers, only 13 were picked during the first five rounds of the Draft.
Three pitchers, Billy Wagner, Mark Buehrle, and Bartolo Colon, were picked
during Rounds 6 through 10. Three more Top 25 pitchers, Chad Cordero,
Andy Pettitte and B.J. Ryan, were drafted during Rounds 11 through 15.
Two more, Scot Shields and Dontrelle Willis, went during Rounds 16 through
20. One pitcher, Danny Baez, went during Rounds 21 through 25. And one
pitcher, Bob Wickman, was picked during the final three rounds of the
Draft. In sum, although we managed to draft 23 of the Top 25 scoring
pitchers during the initial Draft, missing out only on Derrick Turnbow and
Todd Jones, only 16 of the top 25 pitchers went during the first 12 rounds
of the Draft, compared to all 25 of the hitters who were selected during
that same part of the Draft.
I
also found it of interest that when we expand the list to look at the
pitchers that finished between 26th and 40th among all pitchers, 8 of
these additional 15 pitchers came from the Free Agent Draft, for a total
of 10 pitchers out of the top 40 from the Free Agent Draft.
The take-home point: drafting pitchers is darned hard work, but well
worth the effort. And as we know, you have to have good pitching to win
this thing.
Now for one final bit of fun, let’s take a look at how the juiciest part
of the Draft – those exciting and pressure-packed first two rounds –
panned out for the lot of us:
TOP TWO ROUNDS AND RESULTS
ROUND 1
|
Name |
Total
Points |
PPG |
Overall Rank
Among
Hitters/Pitchers |
Rank
At
Position |
Position |
1. |
Pujols (SE) |
738 |
4.6 |
4 |
3 |
1B |
2. |
Guerrero (RB) |
610 |
4.3 |
19 |
3 |
RF |
3. |
Santana (TI) |
608 |
18.4 |
2 |
2 |
SP |
4. |
RJ (WA) |
493 |
14.5 |
18 |
12 |
SP |
5. |
ARod (SK) |
785 |
4.8 |
1 |
1 |
3B |
6. |
Tejada (RE) |
639 |
3.9 |
12 |
3 |
SS |
7. |
Helton (CH) |
563 |
3.9 |
36 |
9 |
1B |
8. |
Ramirez (BB) |
708 |
4.7 |
6 |
1 |
LF |
9. |
Dunn (IR) |
595 |
3.7 |
21 |
5 |
LF |
10. |
Ichiro (BL) |
565 |
3.5 |
34 |
5 |
RF |
11. |
Schmidt (CU) |
297 |
10.2 |
112 |
68 |
SP |
12. |
Ortiz (TR) |
748 |
4.7 |
3 |
2 |
1B |
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ROUND 2 |
|
Name |
Total
Points |
PPG |
Overall Rank
Among
Hitters/Pitchers |
Rank
At
Position |
Position |
1. |
Oswalt |
542 |
15.5 |
9 |
7 |
SP |
2. |
Abreu |
619 |
3.8 |
17 |
2 |
RF |
3. |
Beltran |
433 |
2.9 |
86 |
8 |
CF |
4. |
Schilling |
471 |
5.3 |
DK* |
28 |
CL |
5. |
Hudson |
348 |
12.0 |
DK |
49 |
SP |
6. |
Sheets |
343 |
15.6 |
DK |
53 |
SP |
7. |
Pedro |
566 |
18.3 |
7 |
6 |
SP |
8. |
Sheffield |
621 |
4.0 |
16 |
1 |
RF |
9. |
Young |
698 |
4.4 |
7 |
1 |
SS |
10. |
Rolen |
138 |
2.5 |
DK |
38 |
3B |
11. |
Delgado |
571 |
4.0 |
30 |
8 |
1B |
12. |
Garciaparra |
161 |
2.6 |
DK |
34 |
SS |
* DK = Don’t
Know (because too low)
BUSH LEAGUE BANTER
Most of the following thoughts are neither here nor there, but I’ll
include them here:
** |
You can put John
Mabry on the list of Major League beneficiaries (along with Clint Hurdle,
among others), who must have compromising photos of Bud Selig, or Walt
Jockety, or the two of them together, or something. How this guy remains
in a Major League uniform is beyond me. And not only remains, but is put
in to pinch hit in critical situations by Tony LaRussa in the playoffs.
This is the same hapless hitter that we saw get absolutely overmatched by
Pedro on Opening Day in Seattle in 2000, and the same guy who has a career
batting average of .269, a high of 13 homers in one season, a high of 74
RBIs in one season, and a total of 7 career stolen bases. The guy
couldn’t get a hit off of Charles Nelson Reilly, and yet there he is
facing Brad Lidge in the bottom of the 9th in the Cardinals elimination
game. Go figure. |
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** |
Speaking of
Clint Hurdle, how does this guy keep his job as manager of the Rockies
while a terrific manager and person like Alan Trammell gets sent packing
by the Tiger organization? Oh, that’s right. The pictures. |
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** |
I hope that
Clemens’ bad hamstring debacle in Game 1 of the World Series doesn’t
signal the end of his career. Even though he needs to let the hammie heal
up over the winter, a guy who leads both leagues in the ERA department and
who can still make the opposing batters look silly at the ripe old age of
43 shouldn’t hang it up just yet. I understand the arguments. But with
341 career wins and plenty of gas left in the tank, I want to see the guy
play for two more years and make a serious run at catching old Pete and
Big Six. Who’s with me on this one? |
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** |
How about Scott
Podsednik hitting a walk-off homer to win Game 2 of the Series after going
Yard exactly 0 times during the year for my Senators? Or Joe Crede
looking like the reincarnation of Brooks Robinson at third base after
botching enough plays during the season to get himself cut from the
Senators’ roster? Let it shine, boys, let it shine. |
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** |
I am happy to
report that Tirebiter made it back safely from his two-week moose-hunting
sojourn out West. Thankfully, he scrapped his original plan to don a pair
of antlers to draw fire from other anxious and bloodthirsty hunters, in
his ill-conceived scheme to put himself out of his misery over yet another
2nd place Hot Stove League finish. Can’t wait to see his new Bullwinkle
trophy mount in his office. |
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** |
It will probably
come as a surprise to all of you that no one has yet offered to host the
celebration of Itchie’s fifth HSL championship crown. When the call went
out for a volunteer to step forward and do the honors, it looked like a
dozen Michael Jacksons doing the two-step moonwalk backwards in perfect
synchronization. Hope Itchie isn’t holding his breath. |
IN CLOSING
And in closing, fellas, let me just say that, as always, it’s been my
pleasure to serve you. No thanks are necessary. Really, I mean it.
Skipper
P.S.
Seriously, don’t worry about it.
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