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2006 Season     

   Edition No. 27        

September 6, 2006

Pennant Races and Other Stuff

 

With roughly 25 games to go, the HSL race is shaping up as historic, with a number of franchises chasing this year’s crown with all the intensity and fervor of Shamu wreaking havoc at the West Des Moines Old Country Buffet on “All You Can Eat for a Buck Night.”

 

Despite a long history of leading many HSL pennant races for most of the season, only to fall short at the end due to a variety of random factors (’87—Julio Franco opts out for a short jazz career; ’88 – Orel Hershiser sets an MLB record with 59 consecutive scoreless innings; 2001—the first of two home run limit disasters; 2004—the second “home run limit” hose job year), the ‘Hoos hold out hope that justice will be served.  They also expect to win the lottery, discovery the cure for the common cold, and peace to break out in the Middle East all before October 1.  Not.  Injuries, a paucity of save ops down the stretch, and the cosmic synchronicity that is “Da Bears” (Could a team be hotter?  Could more pieces of the puzzle be falling into place?  Can Karma, Mojo, Momentum, and Manifest Destiny leverage off each other in such a perfect way?  If I am Denny, I am buying every last lottery ticket I can find.  JT should pay Denny to sit in his lap at the Ameristar Black Jack tables – the mojo is just PALPABLE.).

 

The reality is that Ryan Howard is the swing vote that will vault the Blue States past the Red States.  2006 will be remembered for “HowardGate,” but also as a season when an inordinately large number of exceptional young hitting talent broke through to make the year a wild and fun one – Utley, Hanley Ramirez, Joe Mauer, and many many more young  players are at the cusp of changing the face of MLB and the HSL for the rest of the decade and beyond.  The next few HSL drafts will be interesting to be sure—better than ever.

 

Given 2006 seems to be a sea change year, I thought I would offer my all time HSL all star team – the players that in my opinion are the best to have played during the 1985-2006 history of the HSL:

C

Mike Piazza

1B

Albert Pujols

2B

Jeff Kent

SS

ARod

3B

George Brett

LF

Barry Bonds*

CF

Ken Griffey Jr

RF

Vlad Guererro

DH

Edgar Martinez

SP

Roger Clemens

SP

Pedro Martinez

SP

John Smoltz

SP

Randy Johnson

CL

Dennis Eckersley

 

Your opinions regarding this list are welcome and solicited.  In my opinion, all are HOF caliber players (Brett and Eck are already in, the rest will be).

 

The next list is MY favorite players of the HSL era.  These may not necessarily be the best players of our league’s history, but are just those that I have enjoyed the most over the past 21 years:

C

Carlton Fisk

 

 

1B

Todd Helton - (flat out great hitter and ball striker, a pro’s pro)

 

 

2B

Jeff Kent - (not a guy you would necessarily want as your neighbor, but a guy who produces year in, year out)

 

 

SS

Nomar - (sadly, not there to revel in the Sox’ 2004 World Championship, but the heart and soul of the Franchise for 8 years and one of the best right-handed hitters in the AL in years)  Athletic.  Enigmatic.  Line drive machine.

 

 

3B

George Brett.    Ballplayer.

 

 

LF

Manny Ramirez - (probably the best right handed hitter of our generation, although Pujols has, or will soon, claim that spot.  The definition of the professional hitter, and the first player that I have ever seen leave the field mid-game to take a dump)

 

 

CF

Jim Edmonds - (there is a theme here—other than Helton and Brett, most of the guys “I like” are not either not particularly likeable or well liked, and/or are extremely quirky.  But they can all rake, and Edmonds can also play serious defense.  Just don’t ask for an autograph from him, unless you are at the ballpark.  Whatever.)

 

 

RF

Dwight Evans - The most underrated player of our time.  Did everything well, and with class.

 

 

DH

David Ortiz - Maybe the most clutch hitter of our generation, exudes fun at all times

 

 

Enigma

Larry Walker - Enigma is not so much a position as a state of mind.  When healthy, a complete and dominant ballplayer.  Power, speed, average, baserunning, defense, ARM.  Brittle as all get out, but exceptionally fun to watch play.

 

 

SP

Roger Clemens - A mercenary, egocentric, but dominant

 

 

SP

Pedro Martinez - The Hispanic Roger Clemens

 

 

SP

John Smoltz - Class.  Clutch.   And, a nice guy.

 

 

SP

Tim Wakefield - Every staff needs a knuckleballer.  In the Sox program, Wakefield is not listed as a pitcher, but rather as knuckleballer.  Took one for the team in Game 3 of the 2004 ALCS, which along with Dave Roberts’ stolen base, were the two little things that allowed the Greatest Comeback in Sports History to unfold, by preserving the Sox bullpen for Games 4-7.  Class.

 

 

CL

The Eck.

 

There a lot of other guys that could have made the list, but these are my Most Fun to Watch list.

 

Given the rise of so many excellent young players, I offer a best guess as to the best players of 2009:

C

Joe Mauer

 

 

1B

Albert Pujols (Yankee)

 

 

2B

Chase Utley

 

 

SS

Stephen Drew

 

 

3B

David Wright

 

 

LF

Miguel Cabrera  (Yankee)

 

 

CF

Grady Sizemore

 

 

RF

Ryan Howard - (having already signed Pujols, the Yankees trade for Howard, and install him in right, as Jeter is now their DH)

 

 

SP

Johan Santana - (he’ll be a Yankee by then)

 

 

SP

Francisco Liriano

 

Finally, my best 10 baseball experiences or moments, the things I like best about the game:

10.

The 2004 HSL trip to San Diego.

 

 

9.

Any game I have watched at Coors Field.  The second best park in baseball.

 

 

 8.

The inaugural HSL Trip – 1985.  Sox v. Royals.  Brett.  Clemens.  Boggs.  Rice.  Royals World Champs team.

 

 

7.

Watching batting practice at any major league game.  For me, watching professional hitters in BP is almost better than the game itself.  Jim Ed and I sat in the left field stands and marveled at Miguel Cabrera.  Pure baseball fun.  HOW do these guys hit so many balls right on the screws? 

 

 

6.

My first Dartmouth game.  0-1 as pinch hitter (ground out – sharply – to the pitcher).  Tony Lupien, the aged coach of the Big Green, pees in the middle of the dugout in the second inning.  I look around to see if anyone else notices.  No one bats an eye.  Very Old School.

 

 

5.

Any game I have watched at Fenway.  First game v. A’s, April 30, 1977.  Sox, behind Luis Tiant and Evans HR, win 8-4.  Memorable game – September 17, 1988 – Sox, en route to a weekend sweep of the Yankees and an AL East crown, down Yanks 3-1 behind Bruce Hurst’s 18th win and Dwight Evans’ 16th home run.  First game for Max Bridges (albeit in utero – Tracy proves baseball wife mettle, going 2:56, all 9 innings, standing room only amongst loud but affable Yanks fan at the top of the grandstand along the right field line).  Thanks to Sox pitching coach and Council Bluffs native Bill Fisher for comp’d ducats.

 

 

4.

Hitting in my cage.  As often as possible.  Wood bats only.  All are welcome (67th and Grover, behind the Eurowood plant).

 

 

3.

Watching my kids play.  T ball.  Little League.  Select.  Rainbow league.  Max’s 10 year old state championship.   

 

Tay’s first varsity at-bat in her first game at Duchesne – versus Creighton recruit Tara Oltman (think Randy Johnson versus David Eckstein) – a sharp ground out to short.  Peace with Honor.  Max’s first varsity at-bat (a walk against Bell West). . .

 

 

2.

Max’s WHS team winning State at Haymarket versus Millard North.  Dogpile. 

 

 

1.

Playing pepper with my kids in the front yard on any summer night until it is too dark to see.

 

Separate Category – Any HSL Draft.  Matching wits with 11 of the most fun people on the planet.  The best six hours of the year. 

 

Fenway – 2006

 

Max and I were fortunate enough to catch the Bench Sox against the Jays twice last weekend.  First trip to Fenway since fall of 2001 (when I caught a BP home run by Cal Ripken on his penultimate trip to the Fens).  Henry and his team have totally spruced up the park.  It is the best park in baseball, hands down.  Intimate, historic, the best, most patient, most passionate, most savvy fans in baseball.  The food is so-so, but everything else is beyond compare.  We had pavilion seats Friday night (front row, top of the roof, directly overlooking a spot about 10 feet up the third base line).  You could reach out and almost touch hitters in the right hand box at home plate.  Saturday – field box seats 15 rows up.  You can hear the players talking;  AJ Burnett fulfilled the promise he had on the ‘Hoos staff for several years, regularly hitting 98-99 mph and completely shutting down the Sox, except AA call-up David Murphy, who singled sharply up the middle on a 1-2 count in his first major league AB, receiving a long standing O (Sox fans are savvy, appreciative, and these days, desperate for reasons to cheer).  The Sox won 2-1 Friday night with a lineup with 3 regulars, lost 5-1 on Saturday with 2 bona fide starting players.  Still, it just does not get any better than hanging out at Fenway over the weekend with your son.

 

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

 

This whole technology thing seems to be eluding Counselor Ernst.  The pace of technology is changing, and new applications and societal complexity threatens such anachronisms as the written line-up card, the bound scorebook, and the “newspaper.”  Information is available, but the widening gap between the tech savvy and the digital underclass seems to bode ill for those unable to learn, process, adapt, and compete.  Despite Video Professors, point and click applications, virtual reality, and touchscreen technologies, progress evolves at lightspeed and victims are left in the wake of digital freight train that is Yahoo HSL baseball.  Perhaps before next year’s draft we should have a 2 hour tutorial on passwords, cookies, Voice Over IP, retinal recognition systems, Identify Theft,  and “How to Make an Income Selling on eBay.”  Perhaps the next winning party will have a “Return to Amish Ways” plank that emphasizes crayons, newspapers, and telegraphs as primary modes of communication.  Your technology scares me, I am but a simple Caveman Lawyer. 

 

Odd End

 

Tracy and I may be the only parents to have a child be on a state championship baseball team, and a daughter on a softball team that goes winless in a season in the same calendar year.  DA lost again tonight, and looks to be in jeopardy of running the table in the wrong direction as they are now 0-6 with about 20 games to play.  Still, a great bunch of kids who are having a blast.  Unlike the HSL, pitching is everything, and DA just does not have it on the hill . . .

 

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The stretch run should be interesting, to say the least . . . be nice to those you meet, and Keep the Faith.  WHW TB

 

STANDINGS THRU WEEK 22

 

1.

Bears

9526.50

2.

Reds

9401.00

3.

Wahoos

9390.50

4.

Chiefs

9294.50

5.

Skipjacks

9173.75

6.

Bombers

9090.75

7.

Cubs*

9081.00

8.

Tigers

8952.75

9.

Redbirds

8806.50

10.

Blues

8751.00

11.

Senators

8436.75

12.

Tribe

8042.75