Fellas,
Here
are
the
standings
through
last
night,
July
7,
2011:
1. |
|
Cubs |
6676.20 |
2. |
|
Wahoos |
6671.00 |
3. |
|
Chiefs |
6667.80 |
4. |
|
Tribe |
6562.70 |
5. |
|
Bombers |
6351.40 |
6. |
|
Skipjacks |
6350.90 |
7. |
|
Da Bums |
6217.60 |
8. |
|
Monarchs |
6134.00 |
9. |
|
Tigers |
5954.90 |
10. |
|
Blues |
5885.60 |
11. |
|
Redbirds |
5780.50 |
12. |
|
Bears |
5746.90 |
13. |
|
Senators |
5698.40 |
The
season
has
turned
into
a
classic
dogfight
between
the
Chiefs,
Wahoos,
Cubs
and
Tribe.
As
we
finish
up
the
first
half
of
the
campaign,
it
is
anyone’s
ballgame
at
this
point.
At
the
other
end
of
the
galaxy,
Jim
Ed
has
decided
that
he
likes
the
company
down
near
the
league
rectum,
and
so
his
team
has
joined
the
Bears
and
the
Senators
in a
wrestling
match
for
the
penultimate
spot
in
the
standings,
anywhere
but
in
the
cellar.
Welcome
to
the
league
bowels,
Tirebiter!
You
are
in
fine
company.
PLEASED
TO
BE
IN
PAWTUCKET
After
the
deposition
of a
plastic
surgeon
at
UMass
in
Worcester
last
Friday,
I
had
the
pleasure
of
spending
the
evening
at a
Pawtucket
Red
Sox
game
against
the
visiting
Rochester
Red
Wings
at
McCoy
Stadium
in
Pawtucket,
RI.
For
those
few
hours
at
this
beautiful
old
green
cathedral,
there
was
no
place
on
earth
at
which
I
would
have
rather
been.
McCoy
Stadium
was
erected
in
1942,
making
it
69
years
old.
It
was
named
in
honor
of
the
Honorable
Thomas
P.
McCoy,
the
mayor
of
Pawtucket
from
1936
to
1945.
It
has
4,014
box
seats
and
6,017
general
admission
seats,
for
a
total
capacity
of
10,031.
There
were
at
least
that
many
fans
present
for
the
Red
Wings
game
on
Friday
night,
as
the
blue
collar
following
of
the
PawSox
(as
they
are
affectionately
known)
were
anxious
to
witness
the
glorious
fireworks
display
set
for
that
evening
after
the
contest.
The
PawSox
crowd
was
worked
up
into
a
lather
as
the
game
began,
but
a
bit
of
starch
was
taken
out
of
the
crowd
when
the
Red
Wings’
leadoff
hitter,
Dustin
Martin,
incinerated
the
first
pitch
of
PawSox
lefty
Felix
Doubront
with
a
mammoth
home
run
far
over
the
right
field
fence.
Nevertheless,
the
crowd
remained
spirited
and
hopeful
even
as
Doubront
labored
to
give
up
six
runs
in
the
first
four
innings,
on
the
way
to
taking
a
loss
in a
game
which
ended
up
at 8
for
the
Red
Wings
and
4
for
the
hometown
PawSox.
McCoy
Stadium
(I
wish
they
would
call
it
McCoy
“Park”)
is
the
first
International
League
ballpark
that
I
have
visited,
and
it
is a
splendid
venue.
I
imagine
that
Possum
has
made
a
number
of
sojourns
to
Pawtucket
to
see
the
Triple
A
team
of
his
beloved
Red
Sox
play.
It
is a
fantastic
place
to
see
a
ballgame,
from
the
box
seats
behind
the
infield
to
the
GA
seats
down
the
lines
to
the
berm
seating
in
the
outfield‒‒not
a
bad
seat
in
the
house.
The
beer
of
choice
is
Gansett,
brewed
at
the
nearby
Narragansett
Brewery,
and
served
cold
and
frothy.
Gotta
have
one.
More
later
on
this,
but
McCoy
Stadium
is
the
site
of
the
longest
professional
baseball
game
ever
played,
a
33-inning
affair
between
the
same
PawSox
and
Red
Wings
in
April
of
1981,
featuring
such
well
known
Red
Sox
as
Wade
Boggs
and
Marty
Barrett,
and
the
Orioles’
Cal
Ripken,
Jr.,
who
played
third
base
for
Rochester.
The
game
began
on
April
18,
remained
tied
through
32
innings,
was
suspended
at
4:00
a.m.
after
32
innings
(with
19
fans
remaining
out
of
the
1740
who
entered
the
turnstiles),
and
won
by
the
PawSox
the
following
June
23rd
in
the
bottom
of
the
33rd
inning,
after
16
minutes
of
play,
when
Marty
Barrett
scored
on
an
RBI
single
by
Dave
Koza.
ANOTHER
CAPITOL
IDEA
I
could
not
make
a
trip
to
Rhode
Island
without
paying
a
visit
to
the
Rhode
Island
State
House,
a
beautiful,
classical
structure
completed
in
1900
at
the
cost
of
just
over
$3
million.
The
Rhode
Island
State
House
boasts
the
fourth
largest
of
the
four
famous
unsupported
marble
domes
in
the
world,
measuring
50
feet
in
diameter.
The
top
three
are
St.
Peter’s
in
Rome,
the
Minnesota
State
Capitol,
and
the
Taj
Mahal.
Not
bad
company.
On
top
of
the
dome,
224
feet
above
the
terrace,
is
the
statue
of
the
Independent
Man,
a
somewhat
doughy
looking
fellow
who
is
the
symbol
of
Rhode
Island’s
independent
spirit.
Mr.
Independent
was
cast
out
of
500
pounds
of
bronze
and
stands
11
feet
tall,
holding
a
spear
in
one
hand.
Would
love
to
see
a
battle
royale
between
the
Independent
Man
and
our
own
Sower
down
in
Lincoln.
But
maybe
that’s
just
me.
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NEXT
ISSUE:
MEMORIES
OF
BILL
KLOEFKORN;
AMERITRADE
PARK,
IN
REVIEW;
AND
MORE,
OH,
SO
MUCH
MORE.
Skipper