FUNNEST
DAY OF
THE
YEAR
Men:
For
the
28th
consecutive
season,
the
HSL
Draft
Day
was
the
funnest
day of
the
year.
Despite
a
complete
dearth
of
preparation,
I had
a
great
time
spending
five
hours
with
my
chums,
and
actually
walked
away
convinced
that I
have
picked
another
contending
team.
Of
course,
in
reality,
I
probably
haven’t,
but my
Positivity
Gene
that
is
hard-wired
into
me
simply
will
not
allow
me to
believe
any
differently,
at
least
until
I am
back
in
last
place
after
a few
weeks
of the
campaign.
No
matter.
For
right
now,
I’m
feeling
damned
good
about
my
chances.
Thanks
to B.T.
for
bringing
all
the
grub
from
Big
Fred’s,
to
Linda
for
preparing
our
Draft
board
and
our
coveted
Draft
sheets
(what
would
we do
without
them?),
and to
each
and
every
one of
you
for
continuing
to
come
back
and
participate
in
this
great
Band
of
Brothers.
It’s
not
merely
what
we do,
it’s
who
we are.
I
haven’t
yet
had
time
to
provide
you
with
my
pithy
analysis
of
your
drafted
teams,
but I
promise
that I
will
work
on
this
while
I am
enroute
to
Miami
for
Opening
Day,
and
will
publish
this
annual
feature
of
From
the
Bullpen
next
week.
FRAMPTON
COMES
ALIVE
As I
mentioned
to
most
of you
at the
Draft,
on
Saturday
night
I went
to the
Peter
Frampton
concert
at the
Orpheum.
While
this
was
Michele’s
idea
and I
was
only
mildly
enthusiastic
about
the
show,
it
turns
out
that
it was
one of
the
better
concerts
that I
have
been
to in
my
young
life.
The
dude
can
rock.
He has
a
whole
lot
less
hair
these
days,
but
the
dude
can
rock.
The
Orpheum
theater
was
not
sold
out,
perhaps
90
percent
full,
but I
want
to
tell
you,
this
was
one
enthusiastic
crowd.
I was
expecting
the
throng
to
consist
of
mostly
people
older
than
me,
but it
was
actually
a
healthy
mix of
old
rockers
and
young
rockers.
From
start
to
finish,
the
crowd
was
ardent,
appreciative
and
loud.
I
actually
had no
idea
that
Frampton
was a
Brit,
but he
seems
to be
a
whole
lot
nicer
than a
lot of
the
rockers
that
came
over
from
across
the
Pond
to
entertain
people
stateside.
He did
a good
job of
interacting
with
the
audience,
displayed
a
winning
sense
of
humor,
and
provided
some
interesting
tidbits
of
information.
It
turns
out
that
the
Frampton
Comes
Alive
tour
has
been
going
on for
more
than a
year,
and
that
Omaha
was
the
final
stop.
This
was
the
35th
anniversary
tour
of his
Frampton
Comes
Alive
album,
which
most
of us
probably
owned
(except
maybe
Tirebiter),
with
the
flowing
locks
and
the de
rigueur
unbuttoned
silk
shirt
showing
off
the
hairy
chest.
Anyway,
I was
glad
that I
went
and
have a
new
appreciation
for
Frampton,
who
still
has a
wonderful
voice
and
sounds
very
much
like
he did
back
in the
’70s,
which
cannot
be
said
for
Steven
Stills,
or for
the
lead
singer
for
Kansas
(cannot
remember
his
name),
or
most
of the
other
’70s-era
rockers
who
are
still
touring
and
singing.
I
would
not
put
Frampton
in my
top
ten
list
of all
concerts
that I
have
attended,
but he
would
probably
make
my top
twenty.
Just
for
fun,
and to
try to
get a
little
bit of
Message
Board
chat
going,
I list
below
my Top
Ten
List
of
Concerts
Attended:
TOP
TEN
LIST
OF
CONCERTS
ATTENDED
10. |
Aerosmith |
9. |
The Doobie Brothers |
8. |
Billy Joel |
7. |
Dan Fogelberg |
6. |
Simon & Garfunkel |
5. |
Eagles |
4. |
James Taylor |
3. |
Steely Dan |
2. |
Eric Clapton |
1. |
Jimmy Buffet (all ten times) |
Let’s
hear
from
all of
you as
to
your
top
five
or top
ten
concerts
attended.
DOUBLE
TRIPLE
Last
night’s
doubleheader
(Varsity
and
Junior
Varsity)
contest
at
Fort
Calhoun
produced
something
rarer
than
consecutive
lightning
strikes
of a
flying
sow:
Two
Ernst
boys
hitting
triples
in the
same
ballpark
on the
same
day.
Speed
merchants,
we are
not.
Nonetheless,
the
stars
were
aligned
and
the
Fort
Calhoun
pitchers
were
accommodating
enough
to
serve
up
pitches
which
the
Ernst
lads
were
able
to
convert
into
three-baggers.
In the
JV
game,
in the
top of
the
2nd,
young
Will
came
to the
plate
with
the
bases
drunk
with
Knights.
On a
1-and-0
count,
young
Will
laced
an
opposite-field
ball
just
fair
down
the
left
field
line
which
darted
to the
fence,
plating
all
three
runners
and
landing
Will
on
third
with a
stand-up
triple.
For
the
evening,
the
Burr
went
2-for-3
with a
HBP,
scored
thrice
and
knocked
in
four
runs.
In the
nightcap
for
the
Varsity,
Joe
came
to the
plate
in the
bottom
of the
3rd
with a
runner
on
first
and
smoked
a
fastball
into
the
power
alley
to
right
which
carried
to the
fence,
scoring
the
run
and
landing
Joe
Jackson
on
third
with,
yes,
another
stand-up
triple.
Right
then
and
there
I
should
have
gone
out
and
bought
a
Powerball
ticket.
In
addition
to his
three-bagger,
Joe
acquitted
himself
admirably
on the
mound,
pitching
6-2/3
innings
of
3-hit
ball
to
carry
the
Knights
to an
8-to-1
win
over
the
Pioneers,
and
striking
out 11
Fort
Calhouners
(9
looking)
along
the
way.
All in
all,
not a
bad
night
of
baseball
for
the
Teutonic
Twins.
GET ME
TO
MIAMI
The
boys
and I
leave
tomorrow
morning
for
our
annual
Opening
Day
trip.
This
year,
we are
headed
to
Miami
to see
the
Marlins
open
up
their
new
ballpark
against
the
reigning
World
Series
Champion
Cardinals.
This
will
be my
tenth
straight
Opening
Day
trip
with
the
boys,
and
sadly,
perhaps
the
last
one
that I
will
be
able
to be
together
with
them,
at
least
for a
while.
If Joe
does
play
baseball
in
college
as is
his
plan,
I
doubt
that
his
college
coach
will
be as
understanding
as his
high
school
coach
in
terms
of
excusing
him
from a
game
or a
few
practices,
but
you
never
know.
In any
event,
it
should
be a
great
trip
and I
will
report
back
to you
all on
some
of my
thoughts
regarding
the
new
ballpark.
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Back
at you
next
week
with
Skipper’s
Picks
‘N’
Pans.
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