2016 Season

Edition No. 30

October 26, 2016



Baseball Brethren:


Just a short little edition of FTB which I am dictating while on assignment to Palm Desert for an expert witness deposition. 


No baseball to be had out here on the Left Coast in late October, so let’s instead talk about the Cubs and the Indians, the combatants in the current 112th playing of the World Series. 


I’m sure most of you have read some of these same storylines, but they’re worth repeating: 



When the Cubs last won the World Series in 1908 (topping the Detroit Tigers of Ty Cobb and Wahoo Sam Crawford for the second straight year), Teddy Roosevelt was serving out the last of his 7-1/2 years in office.  The Boy Orator of the Platte, Nebraska’s own William Jennings Bryan, was only about a month away from suffering the worst loss in three presidential campaigns to Republican William H. Taft.  While Nebraska was then a blue state and pledged all of its 8 votes to Bryan, Taft won the popular vote by more than a million votes (7,678,908-6,409,104) and nearly doubled up on Bryan with electoral votes (321-162). 


In 1908, Lincoln’s own Roscoe Pound left the law faculty of the University of Nebraska Law School, and took a job on the law faculty at Northwestern, one of several stops on the way to becoming Dean of the Harvard Law School from 1916-1936.  It is unknown whether he was at Wrigley Field for any part of the 1908 World Series. 



In 1908, the average wage in America was 22¢ per hour.  A loaf of bread was 5¢, a stamp 2¢, and a gallon of gas 11¢.  An average car cost $800 in 1908, although Henry Ford’s first assembly line vehicle was still almost five years off in the future.  ­­



After losing to the crosstown White Sox in 1906 and then winning it all in 1907 and 1908, the Cubs began their current skein of failures.  While they made it back to the Series seven times between 1910 and 1945, they lost each and every one of those contests, and only in 1945 (against the Detroit Tigers) were they even able to extend the Series to seven games. 



When the Cubs last went to the World Series in 1945 at the end of World War II, St. Louis was the westernmost outpost for the Major Leagues. 



The Cleveland Indians haven’t fared much better over the years.  From 1903 to 1954, they only made it to the World Series three different times, winning it all in 1920 with a 5 games to 2 victory over the Brooklyn Robins; capturing the crown in 1948 with a 4-2 edge over the Boston Braves; and then being swept by Willie Mays’ 1954 New York Giants 4-0.  The Indians didn’t make it back to the Series after that until 44 years later in 1995 when they lost to the Atlanta Braves by a tally of 4-2, and then in 1997, when they lost to the Florida Marlins after being only 3 outs away from taking the title. 








With one of the craziest campaigns and elections in our lifetimes now winding down in front of us, it is a good time to recommend the reading of perhaps the best book about politics and elections that I have ever read, the Pulitzer-prize winning classic The Making of the President 1960, by Theodore H. White.  This book is an absolutely riveting recounting of the battle between the Kennedy campaign team--mostly his family and college friends--and the old guard Republicans who were trying to elect Richard Nixon at the tail end of his Vice Presidency during the Eisenhower administration. 


To whet your appetites, here are a couple of my favorite passages: 


      For the Lyndon B. Johnson of 1960, however astute and familiar with the affairs of Washington, presented himself nationally as something essentially provincial.  To watch Lyndon B. Johnson perform oratory on his native heath is to see something like an act out of a show-boat production.  He normally begins in a grave, serious tone, strictly out of Washington.  Then, as his fists clench, flail and thrash the air, his voice changes.  It roars like a bull’s; it drops to a confidential resonance; all texts are discarded, and the flavor of the slow drawl, the snapped phrases, the smirked confidences are never recaptured in the printed text.  His face, which is, with the exception of Eisenhower’s, the most mobile and expressive in national politics, seems a wad of India rubber, his mouth draws tight in anger, opens wide in a bellow of indignation, sucks in about the corners as he ruminates aloud, turns up in a great smile after the joke, turns down in sorrow as he wails of the nation’s problems.  When Lyndon B. Johnson is in good form and seen in the proper setting—say, at a small-town Masonic temple at a dinner for small-town Southern Democrats where the hot food is being served by the good Ladies of the Eastern Star—one can observe a master performance of native American political art.  Yet when the same performance is transferred to a dinner of Brooklyn Democrats, say, in New York, or is delivered on television, it has no smack of Presidential quality about it.  It is, sadly, what is called in the cynical North and the citizen West “cornball”—and as remote from the dignity of the Presidency as was Alfred Smith’s bad grammar, East-side enunciation and New York provincialism. 

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     One could learn much from a day like the day that followed as the Nixon cavalcade crossed into Iowa. 

     All day, from morning until late evening, the cavalcade moved across the plains toward the Mississippi—from Council Bluffs to Red Oak to Atlantic to Guthrie Center to Dalles Center to Des Moines, and the cornland was approaching harvest.  As soon as one crossed the Missouri the corn greeted the eye, two weeks from ripening, darkening from the top down.  The tassels had already browned, and the leaves were yellowing but still rich green as the stalk reached to the earth.  Corn as far as the eye could see rolled and billowed on the ripples of Iowa’s rich earth, swelling and falling in waves of green, tossing a foam of brown cornsilk.  After a while the eye grew tired of corn and began to notice what was not corn—occasional stands of umber sorghum heads; dark ivy-green patches of soybeans; the upsweep of a slope on which the cubes of baled hay lay dotted like yellow dominoes on the green of meadowland; the glistening yellow or red or green of farm machinery in the fields; a copse of trees that marked the line of a brook or river running through a flat.  But as the afternoon wore on to dusk, the corn was still there, and the eye realized that it had been seeing only corn all day long, 125 miles of corn from the Missouri to Des Moines, and beyond Des Moines lay 150 more miles of nothing but corn; the immensity of it overpowered one.  For this was the greatest food-producing civilization in history, and Iowa, in the summer of 1960, had planted more acres to corn than ever before in its history and would harvest 740,590,000 bushels in the next two weeks; the aluminum bins and towers that one saw everywhere were already full of surplus grain, but they must hold more; and this immense productivity was a blessing for which all the rest of the world yearned, while here in Iowa the plenty was almost a curse.  All of it had been produced under no government plan, with no compulsion, by these sturdy, handsome people; and with these people, in these small towns, in the sun, Richard M. Nixon was thoroughly at home


If anyone wants to borrow my dog-earred and marked-up copy of this splendid read, please let me know and I will be happy to comply. 




Thanks again to Big Johnny and Magpie for hosting our now-annual post-season gathering last Sunday afternoon at Shadow Ridge, where the fivesome of J.T., Magpie, Possum, Big Guy and Skipper enjoyed one of the finest October afternoons of all time.  While the course record is still safe, the HSL boys thoroughly enjoyed their tour around the course, and as well the lively conversation which followed in the clubhouse, no doubt enhanced by the free-flowing adult libations sprung for by Foster. 


Yet another great day to be alive and a member of the Hot Stove League. 


TRIP 2017


In an effort to bolster our attendance at next year’s HSL Trip, I implore you now to block off your calendars for the weekends of June 2-4 and 16-18, for an HSL Trip to an undisclosed destination, but one which will be financially and logistically doable for all 13 members of the league.  Do it, now!


And that’s it for this issue.  Next week, I will be laying on a beach someplace way south of here, lapping up frothy beverages of a highly intoxicating nature.  Olé!