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THE TRIP 2004 -- DREAMS OF SAN DIEGO...COME TRUE
Year |
Date |
City |
Ballpark |
Home Team |
Visiting Team |
Score |
WP |
LP |
S |
HR |
HOF |
Other Players of Note |
2004 |
Aug. 20 |
San Diego |
PETCO Park |
Padres |
Marlins |
2-8 |
Josh Beckett |
Adam Eaton |
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Juan Pierre
Jeff Conine
Khalil Green |
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Brian Giles
Mark Loretta
Khalil Greene
Josh Beckett |
Highlights: Padres hurler Brian Lawrence pitched a 5-hit,
1-run, complete game beauty to out-duel Florida counterpart
Dontrelle Willis, who was touched up for 6 earned runs in 7
innings. 2nd sacker Mark Loretta paced the hitting for the Padres
with a home run and 3 runs scored, while Brian Giles knocked in
the Padres’ final run in the 7th with a booming triple off
Dontrelle.
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2004 |
Aug. 21 |
San Diego |
PETCO Park |
Padres |
Marlins |
6-1 |
Brian Lawrence |
Dontrelle Willis |
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Ramon Hernandez
Mark Loretta |
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Miguel Cabrera
Paul LoDuca
Dontrelle Willis
Brian Lawrence |
Highlights: Miguel Cabrera tied a career high with 4 hits
in 5 at-bats, while banjo hitter Juan Pierre cracked his third
home run of the season off Padres pitcher Adam Eaton in the 6th to
give the Marlins the lead for good. Josh Beckett threw 6 solid
innings of 6-hit, 2-run ball to notch is first win in three
months. Khalil Green went yard off Beckett in the 4th inning,
showing power at the plate to compliment his slick fielding at
shortstop.
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DREAMS OF SAN
DIEGO……………………………COME TRUE
Another HSL annual league trip is officially in the books, and man was
it a Winner, with a capital freakin W.
A great salesman once said, when asked about his product line, "I sell
dreams". For each of the league members participating on this trip, we
bought that dream, and San Diego was a baseball fan’s dream come true.
This year’s junket had an excellent turnout, with 10 of the 13 league
members participating. Although not without a few bumps in the road, the
overall experience dictates that we would have to rate this trip as one of
the finest ever assembled. Details will follow, but suffice to say that
Magpie and Tirebiter outdid themselves, and may have just earned
themselves a job as permanent travel agents.
The Bumps
There was the usual fretting going on prior to departure, with Skippy
contacting me via fax, e-mail, cell phone, home phone, and carrier pigeon
in an effort to determine just how many hours before scheduled takeoff
that I was going to pick him up. I got him on board about 9:10, a full 90
minutes prior to our 10:40 (or was it 10:30?) departure. After stopping
once to see if he’d forgotten the airline tickets, I noticed that we had
plenty of time to get to Eppley, so I thought it was only appropriate that
I give Dave the opportunity to see the area where I spent the days of my
youth. Who among you wouldn’t want to see the field where I played my
first baseball game, visit my childhood home, and walk the halls of my
elementary school? Next time, give me a call well in advance and I will
arrange the tour for the entire league.
It was getting to be close to 10:00, so I reluctantly agreed, after
much prodding and pleading, that we should cut the tour short and head for
the airport. Being familiar with the neighborhood, I knew a few shortcuts
that would expedite our path to the airport and save us a few minutes; I
just didn’t know that the roads would be closed. Damned Mike Fahey, he’s
got to hurry up and get this city finished. I also failed to anticipate
that a train may block our path for several minutes. When this did in fact
occur, we patiently waited and watched as the union card toting, hourly
paid switchman finished his coffee, put down his paper, and leisurely
sauntered over to the switch to complete his assigned task, once he was
damned good and ready to do it. The train moved, and we were once again on
our way.
We boarded our luxury jet in plenty of time (in retrospect, we probably
would have had enough time to see the swimming pool where I took my first
lessons), and we were on our way to the city by the sea. The flights
themselves were without incident, save for the commotion generated when
our flight attendant became incredulous and asked the aforementioned
Tirebiter, within earshot of the entire aircraft, "You want ANOTHER beer?"
And his response, you wonder? YES I DO.
San Diego
Things started out great in SD and only got better from there. We
arrived at Petco Park early for Friday night’s game, in order to check out
all the details and architectural nuances of this unique stadium. Certain
entrances and areas of the stadium do not have as much "curb appeal" as
others, but nine out of the ten league members in attendance felt that the
stadium kind of "grew on us" and we would likely rank it among our top ten
venues to watch a ball game, if not top five. It doesn’t hurt to have
clear skies, 75 degrees, and no wind every day, coupled with some fabulous
scenery of the "two legged dear" variety, not to mention excellent seats
with a waitress! The waterfalls at the main entrance, the Western Auto
parts store built into the stadium, the palm trees, and the large twin
towers all made it interesting for the first time visitors. Oh, the one
member who didn’t particularly care for this jewel? None other than our
beloved Stretch McCurmudgeon. From the elongated one’s perspective, there
were a host of problems with this deal, including, but not limited to (as
you lawyers like to say):
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Clips
of dogs dressed in Padre clothes |
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No beer
vendors patrolling the stands |
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A red
and blue Cat Mascot |
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Loud
stadium music |
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A Padre
Dog mascot |
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A
talkative know-it-all in his section |
These factors, coupled with Dontrelle Willis bringing out the Blue Tips
and tossing them on the gas can, made for a somewhat miserable experience
for Stretch. I think it may have also had something to do with the fact
that there was no San Diego Chicken in sight, making it impossible for
Blongo to write the trip expenses off as a legal matter associated with
his landmark case. That is one angry man.
Additional highlights during the ballgame included a three run dinger
by Ramon Hernandez and a solo shot by Mark Loretta of the Padres, and a
stellar 30 point outing from Skipjack minor leaguer Brian Lawrence. All in
all, an excellent first night.
Apres Game
After the game, the boys decided to sample some of the San Diego
nightlife, and no one was disappointed. Jimmy Love’s served as the primer,
with yours truly pre-sampling numerous versions of alcohol to ensure that
the concoctions were safe for my fellow brethren to imbibe. Mission
accomplished.
From there, it was on to a local Disco bar for a return in time to the
70’s. Possum brought out his tye-dye shirt and purple granny glasses and
performed a rendition of "the Hustle", much to the astonishment (and
chagrin) of those around him. Brain surgery does funny things to people,
and is not recommended unless required. Thank goodness for shock collars.
We did have one scare during the postgame festivities, as a
panic-stricken Shamu placed an urgent phone call to the Skipper,
distraught at the prospect of being ditched by the rest of the league
posse and being left behind with Magpie and Possum. Based on the tone of
his voice, you would have thought he received a weekend sentence to a jail
cell with a couple of horny prisoners named Bubba and Ramrod. Shamu
eventually caught up to the rest of the crew, his worst nightmare being
avoided.
The night ended without further incident, with a high stakes game of
Texas Hold ‘em being held in public view in the hotel lobby bar capping
off the evening, or early morning as it was.
Saturday
Most of us shot out of bed Saturday morning, well rested from a night
of peaceful slumber in our posh accommodations. As with most situations,
there was an exception here as well. It seems that Screech, being only a
one year veteran of these trips, was not experienced enough to avoid the
two cardinal sins on an HSL trip:
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Never room with Blongo unless you’ve brought along earplugs
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If you’re not savvy enough to avoid number one, make sure you get to
sleep first, or there will be no sleep at all.
Needless to say, Screech was never the same. He was driven to chain
smoke the rest of the trip and walked about in a trance-like state for the
remainder of his stay, mumbling incoherently about Juan Encarnacion.
Once we gained some sustenance, we boarded our limos stocked with
alcohol for the short jaunt up to Del Mar and our crack at winning a few
Benjamins wagering on the gluepots. Itchie Magic once again reigned
supreme, as the betting windows turned into my personal ATM. I don’t see
what’s so difficult about betting on horses. Find the horse that has the
pink silks with the diamond, and if their number is divisible by three,
then they’re the winner. Bet them along with every other nag in the race,
and you’ve got yourself an exacta winner. Get with it fellas.
Del Mar is a beautiful setting, with a well manicured racetrack, an
excellent facility, and prime seating in the front row on a perfect day
for the boys from the HSL. This was definitely a very enjoyable diversion
as we primed for our second trip to Bark Park.
Once again, limos arrived and we made it to the stadium in good stead,
after a short tour of Torrey Pines and a breathtaking look at the Pacific
Ocean en route. At the stadium, we indulged ourselves with a pre-game
feast on world famous Randy Jones Barbecue as we anticipated that
evening’s matchup between World Series hero Josh Beckett and Adam Eaton of
the Padres.
Beckett did not disappoint, with a solid pitching outing backed by his
own run scoring double, and the Marlins rolled to the win. In an effort to
totally discredit the Ryan Klesko Theory that balls just won’t carry out
of that park, light hitting Khalil Greene effortlessly launched a homer
close to 400 feet for the Pads. Take that, Klecker.
Other significant events of note involved our inclusion as part of the
largest crowd in the history of Petco Park, and our witnessing of the
Major League debut of pitcher Steve Watkins for the Padres. When he’s
inducted in to the HOF twenty years from now, we’ll be able to say "We
were there" for his debut.
Saturday evening’s postgame was slightly tamer, with the consensus
entertainment decision to gather at a local pub and re-live a few of the
highlights of Mouse’s renowned sexual prowess as well as the curious
collegiate study habits of the esteemed barristers in our group. The two
conclusions I could draw from the conversation include some strong advice
that I would offer to my acquaintances:
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If you have legal problems, do not
(I repeat do not) engage the services of a UNL law school
graduate. Based on the stories I heard, the UNL Law School may
have been considered an institution of higher learning, but only
as it relates to such matters as cards, alcohol consumption, class
skipping, and carnal knowledge. |
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2. |
If you are on the back side, throw
it in there. |
During the evening, we were also fortunate enough to witness the
generosity of Shamu, as he befriended a homeless Bushman and proceeded to
provide him with the one thing he so desperately needed, a glass of beer.
It’s heartwarming to see such humanity firsthand, and I’m quite sure Shamu
made a compadre/compatriot/companion/special friend for life.
Sunday
Sunday was a day of recovery, as the HSL’ers packed up to head back
home. I thought perhaps it was Groundhog Day, as I watched Shamu speed
through the buffet line in a mesh shirt…didn’t I see him eating in a mesh
shirt on Friday…..didn’t I see him eating in a mesh shirt on Saturday….oh
well, I must be getting old.
Special recognition once again goes to Mitch and Jim for flexing their
corporate muscles and landing us great ballgame tickets, comp’ed limos
(that’s free, please don’t argue), a box at Del Mar, and the opportunity
to get together and talk baseball with a bunch of good guys.
Let’s start planning next year’s trip and do it all over again.
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